Dartman skrev:"Some of you people are probably not very religious - and one can hardly blame you"
Zappa igen - Don't eat the yellow snow - You can't do that on stage anymore Vol 1.
/Jonas
Då måste vi ju nämna Church chat, monologen innan Steve´s spanking, You can't do that on stage anymore Vol 4
You know today the church is in a terrible
state. The bucks just arent rollin in like they
used to. And when the bucks don't come in, the
church comes up with a new gimmick to make you
spend to go to heaven.
Now I know you don't know what I'm talking
about, but what the fuck. But anyway, listen to
this ladies and gentlemen, when the church wants
to get your money they remind you about hell.
If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell. (oui-oui)
Well let me give you an example, this boy over here;
Tell em about it Brother Zappa.
Sometimes people say: That if you fuck somebody
(oh lord) its a sin, (oui-oui) this may or may
not be true.
This boy not only fucked somebody with his
organ, but he also fucked a girl with a guitar,
with an umbrella, with a zuchinni, with a shoe,
with an enema bag . . .
What else did you do?
A vibrato bar.
A vibrato bar!
Some people would say this is a sin. And if you sin youre gonna go to hell.
Well ladies and gentlemen:
There aint no hell.
There is no such thing as hell.
There is no hell, there is only
France! (oui-oui)
Oui, oui
Vh Christer